‘i ain’t never seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high.’
driving around i found these gems.
note: these all happened within like seven seconds of one another.
each second was the best moment of my life.
be still my heart.
‘i was literally a cow about to moo.’
i love a good sparkle cow head.
the best thing about this is how well the structure blends into the foliage.
but what is it??
as i was putting this together i googled country songs + trucks.
this is what i got.
key elements of this little piece of white trash heaven.
- alligator
- hair
- dirt road + palm trees
- plaid
- bar brawls in the afternoon
- references to bronco riding
- and the quote “honey watch the cup that im spitting my dip inside’
lets go muddin‘.
Fun fact: Jake Owen is like childhood bffs with Mardy. Also, I don’t understand Cows Not Condos. Whaaat.
WHAT.
also condos not cows is a pro-ranching/anti-urban sprawl slogan.
‘cows need living space too y’all!’
Ok so a little behind but catching up. That’s not a sparkly cow woman, that’s a sparkly longhorn! Hook ‘em horns?? Anyone?
yes. but irrelevant… because go cats.
duh.