this has gone too far. part two.
this reaches a level of crazy i seldom experience.
i was sure it was an SNL sketch.
in no way, could a baby that age move its limbs in such a deliberate way. its practically an infant, and let’s reflect on the fact that you actually make the baby dance by pressing on its not yet healed belly button. gross.
and wait… why does that little girl have an ipod?? and why is that ipod just an accessory to this creepy doll? IS THE IPOD NOT COOL ENOUGH ON ITS OWN?
someone put that girl in a pageant.
‘dance with me baby doll dances like a sorority girl who has had 6 too many tequila sunrises.’ – sammy.
this baby guest stars in my nightmares.

I find the leg joints particularly disturbing.