so i’ve been feeling a little under the weather for the past few days. so obviously that means that i’ve done quite a bit of wallowing in weird places around my house. usually on the floor.
that’s not weird.
as an avid coffee drinker and tabasco-lover, i like to live my life on the edge of an ulcer. so sometimes i just have to cool it for a while.
but a while is SO LONG.
always the one for being proactive, my mom bought me some gross coconut water stuff that my doctor used to tell us would make me feel better and settle my stomach.
what does that even mean??
anyway, i thought… i’d better drink it, but how do i make this more fun for me.
so i added a straw (duh) and sat by the fireplace.
with a football.
but it still sucked.
but it was hot and humid and the sun wasn’t even out. UGH.
so i went back inside to see if i had any fun cups that would make this better.
when did i become the goldilocks of beverages?
as it turns out… my family LOVES a novelty mug.
‘does sweden even have a king??’
come on y’all. you’ve gotta keep up with your contemporary politics.
nice guy. we have a set of those mugs i’ll have you know.
(i do like that the handle is on the other side.)
its ironic, ok?
yep. that movie actually happened.
this drink could use some vodka.