this has gone too far.
as you all know, this past friday was the much awaited black friday, when everyone upholds their holiday cheer and calmly shops for items on their family’s wish list.
or rather stampedes and maces people.
anyway, i try to stay away from all that mess, so i don’t have much to report on that. however, i did go to toys r us the other day to buy a bear to donate to charity and i saw some incredible (and horrifying) things while i was there.
wait. wow. a gustav klimt barbie? thats the most amazing thing i’ve ever seen.
and princess grace? lovely and timeless.
and could you at least pack him a shirt? come on.
speaking of preteen sex symbols…
and those tickets are nowhere near to scale.
but thank god they got his hair right.
remember paper dolls? we loved that shit. why complicate it?!
also hamsterdance.com, remember that??
it was like the second website ever. true facts.
MUST BE OVER THE AGE OF THREE.
they will go really well with…
your little girl’s wing tipped eye liner and chola lip liner.
she can train him to whisper sweet nothings of her choice in her ear… in a lifeless, animatronic voice.
not unlike your real boyfriend.
but that’s terrifying – who wants to be sweet talked by a robot?
I WANT THIS SO MUCH.